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BAVARIA - Birthplace of the first Death Metal Oompah Bands


TAGS: ozzie von ozzburg gets his start in the mosh pit
Rating: 3.85/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:22 am
The funny thing is, based on the smaller version of this image in the thumbnail, I thought that they were engaged in a tug of war, that they were all standing together and holding onto a rope.
Ed-Hyde - December 8, 2009, 7:33 am
This is so full of amesomeness. I think I'll just go cuddle with my blow up doll and wonder why I'll never be that cool.
Vash - December 7, 2009, 4:53 pm
Why is the guy on the left doing the robot?


let's find out -


TAGS: start your engines
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - February 20, 2017, 5:07 am
I've got five Daesh going south on Bangadangalaka Street! I need air support now!
premiumgrade - October 2, 2014, 3:54 am
How sweet. 5 well deserved Ls.
maoworks2 - August 23, 2014, 7:38 am
I Second That !
Greeny - August 22, 2014, 9:16 pm
lol


ALIEN ENCOUNTER -


TAGS: culos startrek gaga
Rating: 4.79/5

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evodmasters - January 14, 2011, 12:39 pm
If someone did a fan episode of this, I would watch it.
motinet - January 11, 2011, 10:35 am

LOLOLOLOL OMFG!


A PROPER EDUCATION - Begins At A Very Early Age




STAR TREK -


TAGS: startrek starwars movie cold
Rating: 4.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:30 pm
(re: poster) Oh, BURN! I was just saying how I never thought I'd become a trekkie... but J.J. Abrams changed that by changing the past... That's right. God only knows what'll happen now.
coldinjected - February 9, 2011, 11:41 am
I agree necro and I would sign that petition Feral!!! Let's get on that, my friend.
Feralpumpkin - February 9, 2011, 2:06 am
In fairness though who doesn't want an Epic WKRP Movie!
necronomicronic - February 9, 2011, 12:58 am
That movie is a stand-alone triumph of cinematography. Even if I had no idea what was going on in either saga I would have given a high rating. 5 fascinating plot devices
coldinjected - February 8, 2011, 9:57 am
Maybe he doesn't like any sci fi/drama and wishes for an epic WKRP in Cincinatti movie.
Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 4:43 am
his point was that he hates all sci fi and in fact wished for an epic TJ h***er movie...
coldinjected - February 6, 2011, 8:16 pm
a***yze all you want scotts... it appears by the rating most people got it. But thank you. Not sure what your point was.
scotts13 - February 5, 2011, 10:37 am
Which TV series recently got made into an "epic" movie? Certainly not the one shown. And what's this other trilogy they're talking about? Ruining Star Wars is over and done with.


HE'S DEAD JIM - I CALL DIBS ON HIS WALLET!!!




BLONDES - Starting off easy




20 BANDS -


TAGS: starts with beatles
Rating: 4.86/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 4, 2013, 10:26 pm
Number fourteen is the best band ever, Smashing Pumpkins.
Airman - November 4, 2010, 11:47 am
I'm going to make a special one for our Fanilow
Airman - November 4, 2010, 11:46 am
works for me
forseti - November 4, 2010, 11:36 am
Pearl Jam? PEARL JAM? That's obviously a ball of vanilla ice-cream!!
Airman - November 4, 2010, 11:33 am
but for cubby, it is now The Cars
Airman - November 4, 2010, 11:32 am
whitestripes,flaminglips,pinkfloyd,pearljam,blacksabbath
Airman - November 4, 2010, 11:31 am
left to right, top to bottom Beatles,radiohead,doors,queen,velvetunderground kiss,who,muse,chemicalbrothers,ironmaiden gorillaz,***pistols,stones,smashingpumpkins,stooges
agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 10:54 pm
I thought it was Barry Manilow... I was waaaay off.
Cubbybear - November 3, 2010, 10:39 pm
Why can't the 1st one be the Cars?That's my guess
agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 9:59 pm
blueberry.
holmestown05 - November 3, 2010, 9:55 pm
1=Beatles, 2=radio head, 3=doors, 4=queen 5=? 6=kiss,7=who 8=? 9=? 10=iron maiden 11=gorillaz 12=? 13=rolling stones 14=smashing pumpkins 15=stooges 16=white stripes 17=flaming lips
Zook - November 3, 2010, 9:53 pm
NO could be airsupply i guess
Zook - November 3, 2010, 9:51 pm
blood red fog?
Derek - November 3, 2010, 7:47 pm
NO=Chemical Brothers. Last one appears to be days of the week in French... Ah! Black Sabbath.
forseti - November 3, 2010, 7:24 pm
Muse (Lady with harp) next to The Who.
forseti - November 3, 2010, 7:21 pm
No. 4 last row could be Vanilla Ice?!?
pzykosiz - November 3, 2010, 7:18 pm
i think the flaming lips is next to the white stripes
forseti - November 3, 2010, 7:14 pm
the Who (below Radiohead)
HungryHungarian - November 3, 2010, 7:02 pm
the beatles, radiohead, doors, queen, pink floyd kiss, iron maiden, gorillaz, *** pistols, rollings stones, smashing pumpkins, stooges, white stripes, little richard... few don't know
pzykosiz - November 3, 2010, 6:30 pm
i think i got about 12


HAIKUS - Haikus are poetry. Sure. And Quantum Mechanics is math too.


TAGS: december challenge poetry dont get me started on fuzzy logic
Rating: 4.07/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:54 pm
Or maybe haikus are stupid, haiku writers are stupid, stop being stupid. But I'm not sure, is "being" one syllable or 2?
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:52 pm
Haikus are stupid Haiku writers are stupid I'm a hypocrite. Thank you, thank you.
Sean - December 18, 2009, 11:33 pm
"Bacon cheeseburger" ... Moooooooooooooooo beat "refrigerator" by two months, if memory serves.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:13 am
one produces the other
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 10:12 am
microwave burritos and rocky road.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:08 am
Fish Taco's ??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 9:58 am
Not really....I cried afterwords.....then came the comfort food.
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 6:16 am
Hey Moooooooo...was it good for you too? ;-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 7:54 pm
#70329.......I've been poster ra**d!......Not by you LD, But that Refrigerator is on my f***ing list!
motifake - December 14, 2009, 7:49 pm

"Refrigerator" LMAO!
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:36 pm
Can we toss new age music in there? 5L
spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:22 pm
LOL, 5Ls.


FALCOR - Before the whole never-ending adventure even got started.




ESCAPE TO KABUL - Smiling faces, beautiful places


TAGS: rooms start at 60 per day
Rating: 4/5

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observingthisplanet - February 11, 2014, 9:12 pm
Man, now I feel sad seeing that. What do we have in store for us in 50 years?
Airman - January 5, 2010, 11:01 am
that was my first thought when I saw this Mr. Ed.. or the Americans.. or the Taliban. They used to have a thriving tourism industry. It was mainly caused by warring Afghan tribes. The Taliban did destroy all the Buddhas. Just sad
Ed-Hyde - January 5, 2010, 10:39 am
d*** russians, have to fubar everything.
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:35 pm
Agreed.
rerun - January 4, 2010, 9:31 pm

pretty sad when you think about it


RUSSIAN INWENTION - Vell, Meester Spock, I em not sure vat eet ees, exactly. But I em sairten thet eet ees a Russian inwention!


TAGS: startrek chekov
Rating: 2.8/5

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robbidos - July 7, 2012, 1:31 am
Funny thing is there was an old star trek episode that had a guy with feet kinda like that


... ... ... ... ... -


TAGS: cat think forget start stop
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 9, 2014, 8:52 pm
Good'n here


KLINGONS - They can be merciful




TOP 3 REASONS FOR NERD SUICIDE - 1. Destruction of Vulcan 2. Death of Optimus Prime 3. Red Ring of Death


TAGS: start trek transformers xbox frustration nerd suicide
Rating: 3.79/5

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npayton08 - June 6, 2010, 6:15 pm
f*^&%$ a right bro
Anything - June 6, 2010, 2:19 pm
Oh no not Vulcan !


Arrested Development -


TAGS: men boys he started it
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:25 am
Snow fight like a boss! I'd be cheering them on! Of course, I'm such an adult---NOT! Luv it ,Yuk-yuk! 5L!


KLINGONS - they dont like whaling ships


TAGS: startre
Rating: 4.86/5

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maoworks2 - January 19, 2013, 2:37 pm
Kabla I Think ?


WAKING -




ONE DOWN... - Two to go!


TAGS: startrek
Rating: 4.86/5

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Swampfox - May 22, 2014, 2:33 pm
Rudimentary tricorders are in use now. Archaeologist use them.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2012, 3:15 pm
I bow to your greater knowledge of things that won't get a person laid.
trek - March 21, 2012, 1:43 pm
It's a tricorder, not a med scaner. And someone has already found a way to replicate the communicator, so why not the tricorder?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 20, 2012, 12:46 pm
He's saying that we've already invented the communicator and now we need phasers and med scanners. I like star trek.......what of it?
axe11154 - March 20, 2012, 8:22 am
before I add 3 lions can some one tell me what its about so maybe I find a reason to 5 lion it?


GUYS, GUYS, GUYS -




MEN IN RED - Always die. No matter where they're from.




ENTERTAINMENT VALUE -


TAGS: my last politifake to get my fix before politifake org starts
Rating: 3.33/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 19, 2009, 12:08 pm
mmmmmmm Bacon


WHAT'S THAT? - My Science Officer and CMO and navigator and Chief Engineer and helmsman are all cooler than me? Hahaha..Sorry, I mean, that I'm the Captain and coolest by default




CHILI - IT'S SO HOT, THAT YOUR MOUTH STARTS TO JERK OFF. -


TAGS: chili pepper jerk off fail mouth start roflcopter lol
Rating: 1.81/5
Marvin Wankerstein - November 16, 2009, 5:58 pm
That's not chili. Those are chiles.


JOURNEY -


TAGS: journey return end my not so grand return but it s a start
Rating: 4.93/5

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rerun - February 5, 2013, 8:35 pm

Incredible
Rick69 - February 5, 2013, 6:59 pm
... Always ...
MissPriss - January 4, 2013, 6:38 pm
If my journey is toward the bathroom...in the end, if a toilet isn't there, neither will have mattered. Lovely poster Slick. 5L and an extra 2L if you guarantee the tp is full teehee.


O C D -




PRIME DIRECTIVE - "No Starfleet personnel may interfere with the normal and healthy development of alien life and culture." Yeah right, when alien females look like this, you'd forget too




POOL ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT - SAY I WON'T BE COMING HOME.




GITCHY GOO -


TAGS: startle alien wife
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - August 6, 2012, 9:54 am
lol


He Started It -




BATTERIES -


TAGS: b**** gotta start somewhere
Rating: 4.39/5

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angus90 - June 15, 2010, 6:31 pm
Disney font is a nice touch


NATURAL SELECTION -


TAGS: klingons startrek
Rating: 4.38/5

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crankyhead - December 4, 2010, 2:36 pm
LOL!
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:59 pm
Well played. 5L


FAILURE - Forgetting to enable shields after an epic space battle.


TAGS: start treck space failure fail
Rating: 3.8/5

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GreyScorpion - June 8, 2010, 1:32 pm
no worse than your spelling
P0TaT0King - June 8, 2010, 1:02 pm
That guys aim is terrable


HEAD STARTS -


TAGS: head starts feel challenged win
Rating: 4.64/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 2:47 pm
good one


DIVORCE -


TAGS: start up left down childhood
Rating: 4.6/5

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Bovee - August 2, 2010, 3:26 pm
face it she'd take all that **** to.
spacedog - July 26, 2010, 8:41 pm
You don't bring me flowers...anymore. 5L


VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL - We all took a little something from it


TAGS: it starts early
Rating: 4.32/5

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LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 6:17 am
*facepalm*


HOW IT ALL STARTED -


TAGS: how it all started amish
Rating: 3.77/5

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SSgtBaloo - February 7, 2011, 5:41 pm
"...Getting the horses to stay airborne." *Snicker*
SSgtBaloo - February 7, 2011, 5:41 pm
"...Getting the horses to stay airborne." *Snicker*


IF I HAD - One Wish


TAGS: a good start
Rating: 3.61/5

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stormXIII - July 10, 2011, 4:49 pm
whaow, so far from the witty insight I come here for
rerun - April 13, 2010, 8:39 pm

where is your stinking thread? Yeah, I am talking to ewe.
phydeaux - April 13, 2010, 8:36 pm
I have started a thread with my opinion. Feel free to meet me there for discussion. I fear none of you.
R.S.Jake - April 13, 2010, 5:47 pm
I'm not telling the missus where it is. She might come after me with it. I forgot to flush this morning...I've said too much! ;)
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2010, 5:36 pm
*your
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2010, 5:36 pm
I have no comment after that comment jake. You leave you "Death stick" at home for the misses. Just bring a bat.
R.S.Jake - April 13, 2010, 5:29 pm
I got a Claw Hammer at home that's called the "Death Stick", I'll bring that. Nice long handle for a good swing.
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2010, 5:27 pm
That sounds good Matt, i will bring the 20 pound sledge instead. That will work i think
Fatt Matt - April 13, 2010, 5:12 pm
Machete will work, just make sure you get the head. there's money in that fur you don't want to damage it... I like a cricket bat, has a nice thud to it.
R.S.Jake - April 13, 2010, 5:11 pm
You bet! That is a problem with the nails...Hmmm, hafta work on that.
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2010, 5:10 pm
Amsome, only prob with the nails is those lil bastards get stuck like corn in my toof! I have a two handed machete will that work?
R.S.Jake - April 13, 2010, 4:45 pm
Hells yeah! Don't forget your baseball bat with the nails in it.
Fatt Matt - April 13, 2010, 4:45 pm
Yes, but no "gonna get some pelt tonight" jokes this time.
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2010, 4:38 pm
Can i come clubbing with y'all?
Fatt Matt - April 13, 2010, 4:31 pm
Sure, I could go for some sealkabobs. Can't find them around here.
R.S.Jake - April 13, 2010, 4:19 pm
That's not a bad idea, but then the Seals will run rampant, and who is going to kill the baby seals? Matt, you free Saturday?
forseti - April 13, 2010, 4:06 pm
Let's move the polar bears from Arctis to Antarctis. Arctis is meltin' and they can eat the penguins...
R.S.Jake - April 13, 2010, 3:26 pm
It's OK Matt, it's OK, we'll get the penguins...we just don't have to nuke 'em. Sh**guns are more fun.
Fatt Matt - April 13, 2010, 3:21 pm
The penguins d*** it! penguins...
R.S.Jake - April 13, 2010, 3:05 pm
Unless I'm buying for Everyone, then we will need more....
R.S.Jake - April 13, 2010, 3:05 pm
OK, well, first rounds on me! Cheers! So, what like 34 pitchers should do it right?
forseti - April 13, 2010, 2:22 pm
Even if my Mom would be on this plane, bombing a country i suspect the terrorist's family wouldn't be an option to me. But your answer is nice, got it. - And you're right. And it wasn't my plan to start this neverending debate again and I won't go on. ;)
R.S.Jake - April 13, 2010, 1:44 pm
forseti, your opinion is noted. I'm sure you would allow a known terrorist to board a plane with your mother on it too. But the reason you are allowed your opinion is the same reason Phy is allowed his. Freedom of Speach, you know the Fisrt Amendment?
forseti - April 13, 2010, 1:36 pm
Phydeaux, you're 45?? Sure? But ok, this is not the right spot and 255 characters and my English aren't enough to explain you the basics of human rights (but: read the Virginia Bill of Rights from 1776 - i'm glad you were not born there!)
Fatt Matt - April 13, 2010, 10:46 am
If we bomb anything, we should bomb Antarctica. Those pompous penguin a-holes think their SOOO cool.
Airman - April 13, 2010, 10:39 am
it's a joke. ok? it would never happen anyway.. OIL. driving in to work this am I heard an interview with a former jihadist on the radio who has a book out. They would prefer if the world was run like the Taliban. Pleasant thought to start the day with
thatonechick - April 13, 2010, 9:02 am
Right! And who likes clones? ...See? Bellyb***on = complete AMSOMENESS
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 13, 2010, 8:58 am
@ICEMAN.....the worst accents I've ever heard came from Americans.....@ TOC, all that proves is that you aren't a clone.
thatonechick - April 13, 2010, 8:41 am
And... uh... I have a bellyb***on. That's why.
ICEMAN - April 13, 2010, 8:32 am
We know how to pronounce words like 'about', 'trout' & 'get out'.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 13, 2010, 8:26 am
I have to agree with CANADA...That's pretty harsh Phy. What is it about Americans that you see as being superior?
CANADA - April 13, 2010, 3:30 am
being american doesn't mean ones life is worth more than anothers
ICEMAN - April 13, 2010, 1:38 am
Just grab their beer first.
DreMagnum - April 13, 2010, 1:22 am
Id rather bomb canada, but thats just me
CANADA - April 13, 2010, 1:15 am
Phy, I suddenly have the urge to call you an inbred arrogant ja****s.
phydeaux - April 13, 2010, 12:52 am
Forseti...I would consider the deaths of MILLIONS of MILLIONS worth the life of a SINGLE CITIZEN of the United States of America. Any citizen, civilian of military. Even your dumb a**.
mikieelmo - April 12, 2010, 7:42 pm
I say f*** YEAH !
forseti - April 12, 2010, 4:48 pm
killing millions to revenge 4k is not funny to me, sorry... but 5L for demotivating my hope in humanity.


NATURES CONCERN -




PATRICK STEWART - best known for his work in chicken little as "Mr. Woolensworth".


TAGS: startrek paterick stewart
Rating: 2.64/5
BuZZbomb - January 2, 2009, 11:34 pm
So true Nazi... "Number 1, I order you to go take a number 2. Engage!"
Nazi - January 1, 2009, 10:17 am
If that's what you think he's best known for you need to get out more.


RACIAL PROFILING -




INCORRECT -




Prospects But Never Reality -


TAGS: flase start downhill life
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - November 3, 2013, 9:31 pm
5/f because perfection
GaryO - November 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
And I was feelin’ so good about doing nothing. Gorgeous pic, even better prose.
lgvernon - November 3, 2013, 2:42 pm

Every writer's lament.5 loquacious lions


Emilio loses his forum virginity -


TAGS: even starts his own thread
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 21, 2014, 11:49 pm
Pfft. I've got enough social interaction now. I come here for... shucks, I don't know, to experience the full catastrophe? Opa!
MissPriss - January 19, 2014, 12:29 pm
Emillio you poor bastrad...thrown ya to the wolves they have! It's a pack mentality in there. Well at least there are only 2 females...we promise to be gentle, right lg? teehee.
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 12:28 am

It's a dark conspiracy designed to get Emiliio on the forums. Worked.


Television Quiz - The Sixties -


TAGS: all three start with b
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - May 4, 2014, 1:35 pm
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!
maoworks2 - May 4, 2014, 9:58 am
I'm Pretty Sure That's It .
Vinxman - May 4, 2014, 9:45 am
Bart, Beau, and Bret Maverick. "Who is the tall dark stranger there? Maverick is his name..."


5 Diet Coke's -




Reflection -




THE SECRET PLAN OF THE MODS - FIRST MOTIFAKE THEN THE INTERWEBS THEN THE WORLD!


TAGS: especially aggy you really cant trust that drunk and watch out for rs cause he s sneaky and reruns bad spelling is a false front for a criminal mastermind and don t even get me started on toc
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:13 am
We live in hard knocks we don't take over we bomb sites... burn 'em down, and you can have ‘em back...


COMMUNICATIONS -


TAGS: start early and often
Rating: 4.67/5

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GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 8:21 pm
And Der Norvegians, Ja? 5L
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 7:47 pm
How about swedes? 5


CONCEPTION - The Beginning Of The End.




OFF TOPIC -


TAGS: when the same topic is started for the umpeenth time floor it right
Rating: 4.33/5

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ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 4:37 am
And if you would have happened to enter my scope's crosshairs with a nice rack, I probably would have popped you with a 130gr boat tail traveling at 2700 fps.
MisterJJ - April 17, 2010, 4:14 am
Wow Iceman... How romantic.
ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 1:21 am
I know this place. I took my first deer near there.
Cubbybear - April 16, 2010, 11:16 pm
Sometimes it goes down the middle and right into a dead end...5/5
spacedog - April 16, 2010, 11:07 pm
Beautiful.
rerun - April 16, 2010, 11:05 pm

instant win


DISBELIEF - I can't believe Mr. Spock vould throw me in ze brig for no reason.




GOOD ANIME -


TAGS: anime logicdude started lol
Rating: 4.13/5

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agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:28 pm
That's racist.


GRAMMIE MWLF - wants to know why Merv Griffin isn't on Channel 4 today


TAGS: starting to lose it
Rating: 4.05/5

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GreyScorpion - February 23, 2010, 6:09 pm
LOFL!! 5L
MO - February 23, 2010, 6:07 pm
ACK!! ACK!! (5 Lions)


MIN-MOD SCHOOL -


TAGS: as the new class starts
Rating: 3.95/5

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GreyScorpion - April 9, 2010, 10:01 am
innuendo?, That's spanish I think, I've heard Aggy yell it behind closed doors when he has company over...
GreyScorpion - April 9, 2010, 10:00 am
can't let 'em get to dusty! then they taste funny
thatonechick - April 9, 2010, 9:42 am
Making you? You keep volunteering to "clap my erasers" or whatever innuendo that is.
GreyScorpion - April 9, 2010, 9:25 am
She keeps making me stay after class!!
BoneCD - March 13, 2010, 10:59 am
LMAO...*wipes tears from his eyes* Thanks TOC.
thatonechick - March 13, 2010, 10:48 am
A+ or 5L, whichever is greater.


DAWN BREAKS ON SEAN DAY - Let the games begin




MOTIFAKE NOOBS -


TAGS: it should be made compulsory for them to eat here before they start posting
Rating: 3.44/5

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M0rd3kaI - February 11, 2012, 6:37 pm
Starters: decomposing eyeballs and teeth to add some *crunch* Main course: Brains, Rare, maybe Medium-Rare with some maggot sauce Dessert: rotten skin with a moldy mixture of stomach fluids topped with a light sprinkling of hair mmmmmmmmmmmmm... yummy


BRITISH LAW -


TAGS: really guys you have got to start buying the fish too
Rating: 3.36/5

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BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:16 pm
ROTFLMAO...:D
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:14 pm
LMAO...honest to god, I thought you guys were from across the pond Brit.
Briton of Rose - October 30, 2009, 6:13 pm
For a second I thought you were saying we should go via JapanAir. :D
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:11 pm
*fright = flight
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:11 pm
Ok a fright then...just don't take the one that overshoots it by 150 miles.
Briton of Rose - October 30, 2009, 6:07 pm
Kind of hard to take a day trip to Liverpool when you live in the Seattle area. And we do buy the fish, one per trip.
Haarakkon - October 30, 2009, 10:34 am
5 Liverpud-lions.


SO WHEN IT ALL FAILS--- - Blame Dr. Spock!


TAGS: trust spock startrek
Rating: 3.33/5

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R.S.Jake - January 20, 2010, 10:25 am
Dang Vulcans!


WOLVERINES -


TAGS: good luch rich looks like you got a good start there
Rating: 2.85/5

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BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 1:29 pm
Or maybe Ted...Ted is that you?
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 1:27 pm
Or it could have been one of my FRIENDLY TIMMIES!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 1:25 pm
Finally a Mich fan weighed in...Zzzing here come the ones!!!


POP TARTS -


TAGS: first we start with rerun thanks for the pic
Rating: 2.67/5

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Sean - May 21, 2009, 10:59 am
Isn't tequile always torture ... in the end? NOT that end, sheesh.
LogicDude - May 21, 2009, 9:53 am
New enhanced interrogation technique: Waterboarding using tequila. Still think it's torture?
Mark - May 20, 2009, 11:15 pm
I knew it! Now maybe we can get to the bottom of this. Quick! Someone get me a toaster and a glass of milk. I'll need to keep up my strength if there's water boarding to be done.


Your car -


TAGS: start parts lots details apart
Rating: 2.36/5

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thebaron - March 18, 2009, 9:04 pm
no...it looks like all the pieces are there.
pro - November 23, 2008, 11:01 am
Does Ikea make cars now?


POSEURS -


TAGS: forever s gonna start tonight
Rating: 2.2/5

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MustyK - January 21, 2009, 4:17 am
Culos, Your Humour & I.Q. added together is still a single digit number.
Culos - January 21, 2009, 4:08 am
They = that of course. I need to wake up....
Culos - January 21, 2009, 4:08 am
I think they may be Mustyk on the left.


A GOOD START - What do you call a bunch of emo kids trapped in a car at the bottom of a lake? Dunno, but it's a good start


TAGS: emo girls guys kids bottm lake good start rnr
Rating: 2.1/5

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Elder God Douchebag - March 27, 2009, 2:38 pm
..Are you functionally retarded? Fall Out Boy is nothing -but- emo. Please get the hell out of here.
Moar - March 27, 2009, 2:37 pm
The quote in the picture above is a quote from a Fall Out Boy song... Not emo...


AGGRAVATION -


TAGS: intruder fright startled paraprosdokian
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - May 3, 2015, 3:38 pm
Cat flushing your toilet again?
mizzdizz - May 2, 2015, 11:06 pm
LOL!!! Happens every time my neighbors turn on the washing machine when I'm in the shower! The sudden drop in water pressure is a bit startling! Great poster IgV! Nice and spooky! 5L!


I wasn't Ready -


TAGS: start weekend over wasnt ready
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 9, 2015, 5:46 am
It is now officially Monday. I am SOOoooooo fkckd!!! I missed the whooole thing! LUV it Ism! 5 laughing lions!
GaryO - February 8, 2015, 9:02 pm
AAAAAmen


Pacman -


TAGS: when costumes go horribly wrong greeny starts all over jappy halloween
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 30, 2015, 8:32 pm
Oops...pulled a Jesus (bahaha)
MissPriss - October 30, 2015, 8:31 pm
great that you can laugh at yourself Greeny...thanks makes me feel a little safer.
MissPriss - October 30, 2015, 8:30 pm
great that you can laugh at yourself Greeny...thanks makes me feel a little safer.
Greeny - October 30, 2015, 8:14 pm
lol - it's my best Gary Busey...
MissPriss - October 30, 2015, 6:47 pm
OMG just read the tags! Sorry that was supposed to be happy...honestly I've gotta start proofreading my shyt.
MissPriss - October 30, 2015, 6:45 pm
Sorry can't reveal Greeny's true identity but it appears he, um, she has only 1 day left to change it up. Thanks Jesus.
JesusWept - October 30, 2015, 5:35 pm
Oops...
JesusWept - October 30, 2015, 5:34 pm
HEY! Isn't that Greeny in a shark costume? LOL x 5
JesusWept - October 30, 2015, 5:34 pm
HEY! Isn't that Greeny in a shark costume? LOL x 5


It's a nice day for a white wedding -


TAGS: start agaaaaiiiinnnn poster evolution
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - June 24, 2016, 4:57 am
Well then... If she leaves him, I guess he'll just halfta go back to "Dancing With Myself"! (OH, Oh, a-oh!)
EmilioDumphque - June 20, 2016, 4:07 pm
If she's in white, then he's not the rebel he pretends to be. He's into Cosplay!


Multi-Capable Kids -




Not Shown -


TAGS: worse yet lousy conversation starter
Rating: 5/5

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theyuk - June 19, 2016, 12:14 pm
Why a**ume I'm not?
JesusWept - June 13, 2016, 9:27 am
Ahh now i get it! I thought you were drunk LOL
theyuk - June 12, 2016, 1:00 pm
God donut! Text cut off-should read Three-foot Pooper Scooper.


The color for fire season is red! -




Money Then Clothes -




Cleanliness -


TAGS: grooming is important start young
Rating: 4.67/5

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Thedge - December 22, 2014, 2:29 pm
Thanks, I think.
GaryO - December 22, 2014, 2:02 pm
OH GOD! struck me just right...need a mop


Race Related -


TAGS: starter pistol race related ismnews
Rating: 4.61/5

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Bandit5906 - July 29, 2015, 10:52 am
Ouch! Just ouch!
GaryO - July 29, 2015, 5:48 am
reallllly missed these
concern3 - July 29, 2015, 3:03 am
HILARIOUS freaking HILARIOUS
mizzdizz - July 29, 2015, 2:10 am
ROTFL! Wonderfully tastelessly hilarious! LUV it! 5 ROTFL lions


I like it this way -


TAGS: desire alive started dead
Rating: 4.4/5

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MissPriss - October 24, 2015, 12:54 am
LLLLOL
JesusWept - October 23, 2015, 4:17 pm
OMG!! Hahaha L L L L L
lgvernon - October 23, 2015, 2:25 pm

Too good! 5LLLLLs


Head Start -


TAGS: environmental conservationists head start mars
Rating: 4/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 26, 2015, 12:49 am
Current Onion headline.


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